Welcome to the Parallel Universe DMV

Who Can Apply?

Whether you're a three-headed llama from Nebula 47 or a sentient toaster from Sector 9, our multidimensional services cater to all beings across the cosmos. Apply now for:

• Interstellar Driver’s License: FTL-certified for navigating wormholes and cosmic roundabouts with ease.
• Parallel Universe ID: Required for accessing 34-Dimensional rest stops and acclaimed star clusters.
• Galactic Registration: Ensure your starship is certified for photon highways and asteroid field detours.

Bribe Systems: It's All Relative

Forget terrestrial bureaucracy! In the Parallel Universe DMV, our system thrives on the chaotic utilitarian principles of the cosmos. To expedite your queuing experience, small tokens of appreciation such as black hole insurance or cosmic currency (quantum verified, of course) are subtly encouraged.

Martian Parking Spots & More!

Need a safe spot for your interplanetary vessel while you wait? Reservable Martian parking spaces (gravity-free) available on a first-come, first-served basis. All proceeds fund our universal mission to decode black hole bureaucracy.

Check Your Identity at the Door

Please remember, your past planet of residence and species must be verified at the portal entry. If you experience an identity leap (common symptom of Universe-Hop), our not-so-helpful staff will guide you through resetting your quantum markers with minimal headache.

Contact Us

Got questions about wormhole taxes or asteroid avoidance maneuvers? Contact our support holograms, available 26/8 in temporal cycles that defy linear time!