Meet the Athletes

Our league showcases the most determined and diligent tortoises from around the globe. Each competitor possesses unique characteristics and an unwavering dedication to the craft of steady motion. Discover their profiles, including insights into their favorite lettuce and preferred basking spots.

Live Slow-Motion Streams

Who needs the fast-paced frenzy of conventional sports? Join us for live slow-motion streams of our races, where every inch counts! Witness the mesmerizing journey of each tortoise as they move with purpose and grace across the track.

Inch-by-Inch Commentary

Our expert commentators bring you in-depth analysis and play-by-play coverage, capturing every subtle maneuver of our shelled competitors. Compare strategies, predict moves, and share your insights with a vibrant community of fellow tortoise enthusiasts.

Schedule & Events

Mark your calendars for our upcoming races! WSTRL events are the perfect occasion to unwind, engage, and marvel at the sheer perseverance of these magnificent creatures. Explore our diverse array of races—ranging from the "Casual Crawl" to the high-stakes "Epic Inch"—guaranteed to offer an unforgettable experience.

Merchandise

Take a piece of the WSTRL home with you! Our collection of merchandise reflects the spirit of the league and features exclusive designs that highlight the unique charm of tortoise racing. From cozy apparel to intricately detailed miniature racetracks, there's something for every fan.