About Us

In a universe obsessed with haste, we champion the steady, the steadfast, the snails. Our roster includes the likes of Slimeon Cowell and Beyoncé-Shell, luminaries of the mollusk world, who grace our tracks in slow-motion glory. Here, every snail is a star, and every race is a journey, not just to the finish line, but to the heart.

The Races

Step into the arena to witness epic showdowns where celebrity snails put their ooze to the test. Each race is an event of anticipation, complete with detailed commentary that elevates moments of almost imperceptible movement to edge-of-your-seat suspense. Cheer for your favorites, track their incremental advances, and revel in photo finishes that take hours to unfold.

Meet the Snails

Join us for exclusive "Meet the Snail" autograph sessions, where fans can interact with their idols, collect uniquely slimy signatures, and snap selfies with snail celebrities, each donning their customized, glamorously painted shells.

Events & Activities

Get in on snail-themed festivities, featuring Snail Movies Under the Stars, gourmet leaf-tasting stations, and the much-anticipated Slow-Fashion Parade. Embrace the slower side of life and bask in an experience that honors the pause in the fast-forward world.

Join the Slow Race Revolution

Whether you're a first-time spectator or a seasoned slither-enthusiast, Celebrity Snail Racing invites you to a front-row seat in the slow lane of history. Who will reign as the slimiest of them all? Tune in to find out and prepare for a drawling, enthralling extravaganza!

Contact Us

Have a question or a snail with star potential? Reach out to our slow-responding but ever-engaging team at [email protected]. Your message might not be fast, but it will be cherished forever!