About Us

At Turtle Taxi, we believe the journey is just as important as the destination. Why rush when you can savor every moment of the ride atop our majestic, eco-friendly turtles? Our unique transportation service offers an experience unlike any other, as you embark on a leisurely voyage through picturesque landscapes with your charming shelled chauffeur.

Our Services

Express Rides

Need to get there fast? Then take our "Express" ride, where you are guaranteed to arrive just in time... for more waiting! Our express rides promise an unparalleled feeling of subtle urgency while riding at the average speed of a lazy stroll.

Leisurely Journeys

For those who truly understand the art of savoring each moment, our leisurely rides offer unhurried travel at approximately the speed of a wandering mind. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the archaic art of timeless travel.

Track Your Turtle

Wondering when your turtle will arrive? With our state-of-the-art GPS and time dilation technology, you can anticipate their exact arrival... give or take a week or two. Feel free to invite friends to witness and embrace our innovative approach to time management.

The Turtle Experience

Our trained turtles are more than just transporters; they are your steadfast companions on life's journey. Whether it’s your first ride or your hundredth, our turtles are meticulously selected for their calm demeanor and steadfast nature.

Contact Us

Ready to book your slow-paced getaway? Contact us via semaphore or send a leisurely-paced messenger pigeon our way. We’re here to help you choose the perfect turtle and ensure that your tranquil trip is a truly memorable experience.