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Welcome to the Dad Joke Fortune Cookies Customizer!

Unwrap the unexpected with our uniquely crafted cookies where the ancient art of fortune telling meets the unparalleled genius of dad humor. Whether you're hosting a dinner party, need a quirky gift, or just feel like giggle-inducing groans with your side of sweet, you're in the right place.

Create the Laugh

  1. Choose Your Cookie: Select from traditional, gluten-free, or adventurous flavors like Wasabi Surprise or Chocolate-Covered Carrot.
  2. Garnish with a Groaner: We offer a wide range of dad jokes that are sure to induce eye-rolls. From "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!" to "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!", there's a surprise for every taste.
  3. Personalize Your Pun: Add a touch of your own flair by crafting a personalized dad joke or message. Share your greatest grins!
  4. Seal Your Fortune: Watch as your joke is nestled snugly into a freshly baked cookie of your choice, ready to bring smiles—whether genuine or reluctant.
  5. Perfect for Any Occasion: Birthdays, weddings, casual Tuesdays, or just because—our customizable fortune cookies make every event a celebration of unsolicited laughter.
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Don’t Just Take Our Word for It

"My kids finally groaned at something I didn't say—worth every penny!" – Harold P.

"My dinner parties have a new highlight that isn’t me burning the roast." – Elaine R.

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Take the leap and join countless others in revolutionizing the humble fortune cookie into a masterpiece of dadly delight. Craft your joke, crack a smile, and interact with dessert like never before.