At Choreograph-a-Sneeze, we believe that every sneeze is an untapped dance partner waiting to make its debut. Our platform is dedicated to transforming the everyday, uncontrollable sneeze into a symphony of synchronized movements, all set to the backdrop of a carefully curated musical ensemble.
Sneeze-posium School
Join our prestigious Sneeze Symposium School, where seasoned sneeze maestros guide you through the art of timed sneezes. Experience rigorous training in breath control, rhythm, and the subtle art of pre-sneeze nostril flare. Learn how to integrate your sneezes into choreographed routines and perform with finesse.
Competitive Sneeze League
Prepare for our annual Competitive Sneeze League, where individuals and teams showcase their finely-tuned sneeze sequences. Each performance is a testament to dedication, precision, and the unpredictable charm of the involuntary. Judges will evaluate based on synchronization, creativity, and the artistic interpretation of a sneeze within a choreographed piece.
Performances to Remember
Our events bridge the gap between sneezing and stagecraft. Witness performances where sneezers capably mesh the worlds of music, motion, and the beautiful chaos of a sneeze. Our performers deliver captivating spectacles that highlight the drama and elegance possible in a well-timed sneeze.
Sneeze Library
Explore our extensive Sneeze Library, featuring an eclectic mix of classical, pop, and indie tracks curated especially to complement the cadence of a sneeze. Find the perfect symphonic partner for your nasal interpretations and create a masterpiece of choice and chance.
Join the Community
Be a part of a community where the unintentional meets intention, where the reflexive world of sneezing is elevated to art. Whether you're a seasoned sneeze dancer or new to the sport of choreographed sneezes, there's a place for your nose on our stage.
Choreograph-a-Sneeze: It's time to choreograph the inevitable. Because every sneeze deserves a standing ovation.