Professional Pet Rock Therapy Services

Healing Hearts, One Stone at a Time

Licensed & Bonded | Est. 2019 | 24/7 Emergency Support

Your Rock Deserves Better

At PetRockTherapy.net, we understand that your pet rock isn't just a mineral companion—they're a family member with complex emotional needs. Our team of certified geological psychologists has helped thousands of rocks overcome trauma, build confidence, and develop healthier coping mechanisms.

Signs Your Pet Rock May Need Professional Help:

Excessive silence or withdrawal
Reluctance to participate in yard activities
Fear of being mistaken for common landscaping
Chronic stability issues
Difficulty bonding with other rocks

Our Services

Individual Therapy Sessions

Our licensed therapists work one-on-one with your rock to address deep-seated issues. Common treatment areas include abandonment anxiety, identity confusion, and weathering-related PTSD.

$85/session | 50 minutes

Group Therapy

Carefully curated support groups help rocks connect with others facing similar challenges. We offer specialized groups for igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks.

$45/session | 90 minutes

Family Counseling

When your rock's issues affect the entire household, our family therapists help restore harmony between humans and their mineral companions.

$120/session

Crisis Intervention

24/7 emergency support for rocks experiencing acute psychological distress, including sudden rolling episodes or unexpected geological shifts.

$150/emergency session

Meet Our Team

Dr. Margaret Stonefield, Ph.D.

Lead Geological Psychologist

Dr. Stonefield pioneered the field of mineral mental health with her groundbreaking research on sedimentary emotional stratification. She holds dual degrees in Geology and Clinical Psychology from Stanford University.

Dr. James Quartzman, Psy.D.

Trauma Specialist

Specializing in igneous rock PTSD and volcanic family dynamics, Dr. Quartzman has successfully treated over 2,000 rocks suffering from formation-related trauma.

Sarah Pebblestone, LMFT

Group Therapy Coordinator

With 15 years of experience in mineral family therapy, Sarah helps rocks develop healthy communication patterns and boundary-setting skills.

Treatment Programs

The Confidence Boulder Program

8-Week Intensive

Designed for rocks struggling with self-esteem and purpose-related anxiety. Includes weekly individual sessions and homework exercises to build geological self-awareness.

Weathering the Storm

12-Week Program

Intensive program for rocks dealing with erosion anxiety and environmental trauma. Combines cognitive-behavioral techniques with practical coping strategies.

Rolling with Change

6-Week Workshop

Perfect for recently relocated rocks adjusting to new environments. Focuses on adaptability skills and location-based identity integration.

Success Stories

"My pet rock, Boulder, was completely withdrawn after we moved from Colorado to Florida. After six sessions with Dr. Stonefield, Boulder has regained his confidence and even made friends with our neighbor's gravel collection."

— Jennifer M., Tampa, FL

"Granite had serious trust issues stemming from his formation deep underground. The group therapy sessions really helped him open up about his plutonic origins. Now he's the most stable rock in our garden."

— Michael R., Portland, OR

Insurance & Payment

We accept most major insurance plans and offer sliding scale fees for qualifying families. Payment plans available for extended treatment programs.

Currently Accepting:

RockCare Premium
Geological Health Partners
Most major insurance providers
HSA/FSA accounts accepted

Schedule Your Consultation

Don't let your pet rock suffer in silence. Our compassionate team is here to help your mineral companion achieve optimal psychological wellness.

Call: 1-800-ROCK-HELP

Email: [email protected]

Online: Schedule through our secure patient portal

Evening and weekend appointments available

Telecounseling options for long-distance clients