Emergency Response
Our rapid response team guarantees arrival within 3 minutes in metropolitan areas. GPS-tracked specialists rush to your location for immediate blessing delivery.
Professional Sneeze Witnesses & Blessing Services
Never Sneeze Alone Again™
Every sneeze deserves acknowledgment. Our certified Sneeze Witnesses provide immediate, compassionate blessing services 24/7. Because your respiratory expressions matter.
Our Premium Services
Digital Blessings
Can't wait? Our premium SMS service delivers personalized blessings within 15 seconds. Each message includes your name and a customized wellness wish.
Corporate Coverage
Boost workplace morale with dedicated office Sneeze Specialists. Our professionals integrate seamlessly, ensuring no employee sneeze goes unacknowledged.
Event Insurance
Weddings, presentations, first dates - don't let an unexpected sneeze disrupt your moment. Our formal-wear specialists provide discreet, elegant blessings.
Where Every Sneeze Matters
In today's disconnected world, millions of sneezes go unwitnessed daily. That split-second vulnerability when your body releases tension deserves acknowledgment and traditional well-wishes.
That changes today.
- Certified Professionals: Rigorous training in blessing timing and vocal projection
- Cultural Sensitivity: Blessing traditions from 47 different cultures
- Hygiene First: All CDC guidelines followed for proximity services
- Satisfaction Guaranteed: Free re-blessing within 24 hours if not satisfied
Membership Plans
Basic
$29.99/mo
- 5 emergency responses
- Standard blessings
- Email confirmations
- Business hours support
Premium
$79.99/mo
- Unlimited responses
- 12 language options
- Pre-sneeze hotline
- Priority flu season dispatch
- Tissue delivery service
Platinum
$149.99/mo
- Dedicated personal buddy
- Unlimited allergy coverage
- Custom family blessings
- Premium tissue provision
- Annual sneeze report
Client Testimonials
"I used to dread allergy season, but now I actually look forward to my sneezes. The personalized Irish blessing they developed for me brings tears of joy every time."- Margaret K., Portland
"As a remote worker, I was sneezing into the void daily. SneezeBuddies' text service makes me feel connected and cared for, even when I'm home alone."- David M., Austin
"Our office productivity increased 23% since implementing corporate coverage. Employees feel valued knowing every sneeze is acknowledged."- Jennifer L., HR Director
Start Your Coverage Today
Don't spend another moment with unwitnessed sneezes. Your wellbeing matters.