Our Evidence-Based Approach
Our revolutionary treatment methodology combines traditional therapeutic techniques with cutting-edge geological psychology. We employ a holistic approach that considers your rock's mineral composition, geological history, and current environmental stressors.
Each treatment plan is carefully calibrated to your rock's specific density, porosity, and crystalline structure, ensuring optimal therapeutic outcomes.
Important Notice: While our success rate exceeds 97%, some rocks may achieve complete enlightenment during treatment and subsequently maintain eternal silence. This is considered a positive therapeutic outcome, though adjustment counseling for owners is available.
