Pet Rock Therapy
Professional Counseling Services for Your Geological Companions
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Professional Counseling Services for Your Geological Companions
Schedule ConsultationAt Pet Rock Therapy, we understand that your beloved geological companions face unique psychological challenges. Our board-certified rock psychologists provide evidence-based therapeutic interventions tailored to the specific needs of igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic personalities.
One-on-one therapy sessions addressing deep-seated trauma, abandonment issues, and existential concerns unique to geological specimens. Our therapists create a safe, non-judgmental environment for healing.
Specialized support for rocks who have experienced pond-skipping trauma, quarry separation, or loss of geological companions. We utilize proven techniques including Cognitive Basalt Therapy (CBT).
Comprehensive programs for aggressive gravel and volatile volcanic rocks. Learn healthy coping mechanisms, boundary-setting, and peaceful coexistence with other geological specimens.
Relationship counseling for rock gardens experiencing dysfunction. We address mineral incompatibility, size disparities, and placement conflicts to restore harmony in your geological ecosystem.
Weekly peer support groups including Survivors of Construction Sites, Children of Divorced Boulders, and Igneous Rocks in Sedimentary Environments.
24/7 hotline for geological emergencies. Our rapid response team is trained in de-escalation techniques for avalanche prevention and erosion crisis intervention.
All therapists hold advanced degrees in Geological Psychology
Round-the-clock crisis hotline for rock emergencies
Proven track record of successful therapeutic outcomes
Most geological health plans accepted, sliding scale available
After years of post-traumatic stress from being in a rock tumbler, my jasper finally found peace through Dr. Martinez's specialized treatment program. The transformation has been remarkable.
The couples therapy saved our rock garden. Boulder and Pebble are finally communicating again, and the entire garden ecosystem has improved.
My gravel collection was experiencing severe social anxiety. The group therapy sessions have helped them develop confidence and healthy boundaries.
Don't let your geological companion suffer in silence. Our intake specialists are ready to help.
1-800-ROCK-HELPEvening and weekend appointments available
Teletherapy options for remote rocks