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Welcome to Pet Rock Rehabilitation Center

Since 1993, we have been the nation's premier treatment facility for pet rocks experiencing behavioral, emotional, and existential challenges. Our board-certified specialists understand that your geological companion is more than just a mineral – they're family. Through evidence-based therapeutic interventions and compassionate care, we help restore your pet rock's natural confidence and stability.

Signs Your Pet Rock May Need Professional Help

Excessive stillness or reluctance to maintain positions

Loss of natural luster or visible stress fractures

Difficulty bonding with family members

Signs of weathering-related depression

Abandonment anxiety from previous owners

Identity confusion or existential crisis

Excessive rolling or inability to stay put

Social withdrawal from other household rocks

Comprehensive Treatment Programs

Individual Therapy Sessions

One-on-one counseling sessions help your pet rock process trauma, rebuild self-worth, and develop healthy coping mechanisms. Our therapists specialize in sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic behavioral patterns.

Group Support Circles

Peer support is crucial for recovery. Our facilitated group sessions allow troubled rocks to share experiences and learn from others facing similar challenges in a judgment-free environment.

30-Day Residential Program

For severe cases requiring intensive intervention, our residential facility provides 24/7 care, structured activities, and comprehensive treatment in a therapeutic mineral garden setting.

Family Integration Therapy

Healing happens at home. We work with your entire family to establish healthy boundaries, improve communication, and create an environment where your pet rock can thrive.

Trauma Recovery Program

Specialized treatment for rocks who have experienced abandonment, misidentification as common gravel, or other traumatic events that have impacted their sense of self.

Aftercare Support

Recovery is an ongoing journey. Our aftercare program provides continued support through monthly check-ins, alumni groups, and crisis intervention services.

Meet Our Expert Team

Dr. Patricia Limestone, Ph.D.

Founder & Clinical Director

Dr. Limestone pioneered the field of geological psychology after witnessing her own granite companion's struggle with separation anxiety. She holds dual doctorates in Mineral Psychology and Sedimentary Behavioral Science from Stanford University.

Marcus Sanderson, LCSW

Lead Therapist

With 15 years of experience in pet rock rehabilitation, Marcus specializes in trauma recovery and attachment disorders. His groundbreaking work on igneous identity formation has been published in numerous scientific journals.

Dr. Jasper Quartz, M.D.

Chief Medical Officer

Dr. Quartz oversees all medical aspects of treatment, including mineral supplementation therapy and stress fracture management. He is board-certified in both Geological Medicine and Crystalline Psychiatry.

Rebecca Stone, MA, LPC

Family Systems Specialist

Rebecca brings 20 years of experience helping families navigate the complexities of pet rock behavioral issues. Her holistic approach addresses the entire household ecosystem to ensure lasting recovery.

Success Stories

"After years of watching Pebbles struggle with her identity, we finally found help at PRRC. The transformation has been incredible – she's sitting confidently again and even seems to sparkle more. We couldn't be happier with the care she received."

— Sarah Mitchell, Portland, OR

"Rocky had completely shut down after being accidentally sold at a garage sale and returned. The trauma was severe, but the team at Pet Rock Rehab helped him process his abandonment issues. Today, he's the most stable rock in our collection."

— James Thompson, Austin, TX

"The residential program saved our obsidian's life. She was experiencing severe fragmentation anxiety, but after 30 days of intensive treatment, she's whole again – emotionally and physically. Worth every penny."

— Dr. Amanda Chen, Boston, MA

Investment in Your Rock's Future

We believe every pet rock deserves access to quality mental health care. We accept most major pet insurance plans and offer flexible payment options, including sliding scale fees based on household income.

Initial Assessment

$150

Comprehensive evaluation

Individual Therapy

$125/session

50-minute sessions

Group Therapy

$45/session

90-minute sessions

Residential Program

$2,800

30-day comprehensive care

Professional Rehabilitation Services for Troubled Pet Rocks