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The Premier Institute for Strategic Delay Management

Transform Your Productivity Guilt Into Strategic Excellence

Are you tired of the relentless pressure to perform? Exhausted from meeting deadlines? At ProcrastinationCoach.biz, we've pioneered revolutionary methodologies that transform chronic procrastination into a sophisticated life strategy.

Founded in 2019 (website coming soon™)

Professional Services

Executive Delay Coaching

One-on-one sessions with certified Strategic Delay Specialists who will teach you:

Advanced deadline negotiation techniques
The art of productive-looking inactivity
Crisis-driven creativity maximization
Email avoidance mastery

Sessions scheduled based on mutual availability and cosmic alignment

Corporate Training Programs

Transform your high-performing team into masters of strategic inefficiency:

Reduce burnout through intentional delay
Foster last-minute innovation
Perfect the "productive busy work" methodology
Master meeting postponement strategies

Programs typically scheduled within 6-18 months of initial inquiry

Intensive Workshops

Immersive learning experiences including:

"Making 5-Minute Tasks Last All Day" (8-hour workshop)
"The Psychology of Tomorrow" (2-day seminar)
"Advanced Excuse Architecture" (Weekend intensive)
"Perfectionism as a Delay Tactic" (Monthly series)

Actual workshop dates TBD

Certification Programs

Level 1: Certified Delay Associate (CDA)

Master fundamental procrastination principles including basic excuse formulation, simple avoidance tactics, and elementary deadline manipulation. Perfect for beginners ready to embrace strategic delay.

Level 2: Advanced Postponement Specialist (APS)

Develop sophisticated multi-project neglect strategies, complex stakeholder management techniques, and advanced pressure-threshold calculations. Includes crisis simulation training.

Level 3: Master Procrastination Coach (MPC)

Our premier certification qualifying you to teach others the fine art of strategic inaction. Includes business development modules for establishing your own procrastination consultancy.

Certification timelines are flexible and participant-driven

Success Stories

Before ProcrastinationCoach.biz, I was burning out from constant productivity. Now I've mastered the art of strategic delay and my creativity has never been higher!

- Sarah Mitchell, Creative Director

The Advanced Postponement Specialist certification changed my life. I now work half the hours with twice the impact, all through strategic procrastination.

- David Chen, Software Architect

I've been meaning to write this testimonial for months, which perfectly demonstrates how well the program works!

- Jennifer Adams, Entrepreneur

Meet Our Founder

Dr. Patricia Delaye, PhD in Applied Procrastination Studies from the University of Extended Timelines, discovered her calling after taking 12 years to complete her dissertation (a record at her institution).

Her groundbreaking research on "Optimal Pressure Points for Creative Output" revolutionized how we understand deadline-driven performance. Author of the perpetually forthcoming book "Tomorrow Is Always an Option," Dr. Delaye has been featured in numerous publications that she'll send you links to eventually.

When not avoiding urgent tasks, Dr. Delaye enjoys starting hobbies she'll never finish and maintaining an impressive collection of unopened self-help books.

Frequently Asked Questions

When do courses start?

We operate on a flexible timeline that prioritizes psychological readiness over arbitrary calendar dates. Course start dates are announced when the collective energy feels right.

What's your refund policy?

We're currently reviewing our refund policy and will have an update soon. This review process began in 2020.

How long does certification take?

This varies based on your natural procrastination aptitude. Some complete certification in 6 months, others are still working on it years later. Both approaches are equally valid.

Do you offer payment plans?

Absolutely! We understand the importance of spreading things out over time. Payment plans can be extended indefinitely with proper documentation.

Get In Touch (Eventually)

Email

[email protected]

Response time: 3-5 business days minimum

Phone

Coming Soon

We're still researching phone systems

Office

Location TBD

Currently evaluating optimal workspace solutions

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Newsletter launching Q3 2024 (revised from Q1 2023)