Welcome to Tomorrow's Success, Today... Or Maybe Next Week

Important Notice: We apologize for the delay in launching this website. We've been meaning to get it up since 2019, but we wanted to make sure it was perfect. Also, we got really into organizing our sock drawer.

About Our Revolutionary Methodology

At ProcrastinationCoach.biz, we understand that in today's fast-paced world, the ability to strategically delay tasks has become an essential life skill. Our proprietary Structured Postponement System™ helps ambitious individuals harness the power of productive waiting.

Why rush into decisions when you can marinate in possibility? Our certified coaches have spent years perfecting the delicate art of optimal task deferral, and we're excited to share these time-tested techniques with you.

Our Premium Services

Strategic Deadline Extension Planning

Learn to negotiate with time itself. Our advanced coursework covers everything from the "Almost Ready" technique to the masterful "Just Need Five More Minutes" approach.

Email Response Optimization

Discover the perfect timing for correspondence. We'll teach you the 17 different ways to say "I'll get back to you on that" and the psychological impact of the 3-day response window.

Project Buffer Management

Master the art of creating realistic timelines by adding appropriate cushions. Some call it padding; we call it professional wisdom.

Advanced Excuse Architecture

Craft compelling narratives that transform delays into opportunities. Learn from our founder, who once turned a missed deadline into a promotion by explaining it as "allowing market conditions to mature."

Meet Our Visionary Founder

Dr. Marcus Delayworth has been perfecting his procrastination methodology for over two decades. A former Fortune 500 executive, Dr. Delayworth discovered that his most successful projects were the ones he "slept on" the longest.

After leaving corporate life to pursue his passion (which took him three years to finally do), he developed our signature training program.

"I always tell my clients: Why do today what you can do better tomorrow? The key is strategic waiting. Anyone can procrastinate randomly, but it takes real skill to procrastinate with purpose." — Dr. Marcus Delayworth, Founder & CEO

Dr. Marcus Delayworth, Founder of ProcrastinationCoach.biz

Professional Certification Program

Our comprehensive Three-Year Professional Procrastination Certification covers all aspects of beneficial delay strategies. The program is designed to accommodate busy schedules and can be completed entirely at your own pace (most students take 4-6 years to finish, which we consider a mark of truly understanding the curriculum).

Next Cohort Begins:
Definitely next month. Or possibly the month after, depending on enrollment numbers and whether we finish updating the workbooks.

Client Success Stories

"I used to stress about getting things done immediately. Now I understand that waiting until the last minute gives me a natural deadline-driven energy that produces better work. I've never been more productively behind schedule."

— Sarah M., Marketing Executive

"The guilt I used to feel about putting things off has completely disappeared. Now I know it's called 'strategic planning.' This program changed my life!"

— James T., Freelance Designer

"I'm still working on writing a full testimonial, but I can definitely say the program works! I'll send the complete review soon."

— Michelle R., Program Graduate (Class of 2018)

Get In Touch

We'd love to hear from you! Please note that we typically respond to inquiries within 5-7 business days, as we believe in giving each potential client the thoughtful consideration they deserve.

Email: [email protected]

Phone: We're currently updating our voicemail system, but feel free to leave a message

Office Hours: Flexible, by appointment (scheduled at least 2 weeks in advance to ensure optimal preparation time)

Location: Virtual consultations available worldwide (once we finish setting up the booking system)