Rebuilding Relationships One Stone at a Time

Since 2009, our certified therapists have specialized in the complex dynamics between humans and their geological companions. Don't let your relationship hit rock bottom.

Emergency Support Available 24/7 • Call 1-800-ROCK-HELP

Our Services

We offer comprehensive therapy services tailored to the unique challenges of human-rock relationships.

Couples Counseling

Address communication barriers and build stronger connections with your pet rock through evidence-based therapeutic techniques.

  • Overcoming the silent treatment
  • Managing expectations about responsiveness
  • Building trust despite immobility
  • Acceptance of sedentary lifestyle differences

Individual Therapy

Work through personal challenges that may be affecting your relationship with your geological companion.

  • Attachment to inanimate objects
  • Coping with one-sided affection
  • Social anxiety about your pet rock
  • Finding meaning in stillness

Communication Workshops

Learn to interpret subtle geological cues and develop patience for your companion's contemplative nature. Our workshops teach active listening skills even when your partner doesn't speak.

Crisis Intervention

Immediate support for urgent situations including accidental drops, discovering chips or cracks, or separation anxiety when your rock goes missing.

Group Therapy Sessions

Connect with others who understand the unique joys and challenges of pet rock ownership. Share experiences in a supportive, judgment-free environment.

Family Integration Therapy

Help your family and friends understand and accept your relationship with your pet rock. We facilitate productive conversations about boundaries and respect.

Meet Our Specialized Team

Our professional therapy team

Dr. Sarah Limestone, PhD, LMFT

With over 20 years of experience and a doctorate in Geological Psychology from Boulder University, Dr. Limestone pioneered the field of mineral-based relationship therapy. She has published numerous papers on sedimentary attachment theory and metamorphic relationship transitions.

Marcus Slate, MA, LPCC

A former professional geologist who transitioned to therapy, Marcus brings unique insights into the mineral mindset. His innovative "Pressure and Time" therapeutic model has helped thousands of couples weather their hardest moments together.

Jennifer Quartz, LCSW

Specializing in trauma and crisis intervention, Jennifer provides compassionate care for those dealing with cracked, chipped, or lost pet rocks. Her gentle approach helps clients process grief and move forward.

Investment in Your Relationship

We believe everyone deserves access to quality therapy. Our sliding scale fees are based on the geological complexity of your situation.

Igneous Issues

$75

Per 50-minute session

For foundational relationship challenges

Sedimentary Struggles

$95

Per 50-minute session

For layered, long-term issues

Metamorphic Matters

$125

Per 50-minute session

For relationships undergoing major transformation

Insurance Accepted • HSA/FSA Eligible • Payment Plans Available

We accept most major insurance plans including RockCare, StoneShield, and MineralHealth Plus.

Success Stories

I was skeptical at first, but Dr. Limestone helped me realize I was taking my relationship with Pebbles for granite. Through therapy, I learned to appreciate her quiet strength and unwavering stability. We're now rock solid!

— Jennifer M., Boulder, CO

After my pet rock Boulder fell off the shelf, I thought our relationship was shattered. The crisis intervention team helped us through the trauma, and now we have a stronger foundation than ever before.

— David K., Denver, CO

The communication workshop transformed how I interact with Rocky. I no longer feel frustrated by the silence. Instead, I've found peace in our quiet moments together.

— Maria S., Fort Collins, CO

Begin Your Journey Today

Don't let your relationship crumble. Reach out for a confidential consultation. Please bring your pet rock to the first session — their presence, while silent, speaks volumes.

Phone 1-800-ROCK-HELP
Email [email protected]
Location 2847 Granite Way
Boulder, CO 80301
Hours Mon-Fri: 8am-8pm
Sat-Sun: 10am-6pm

Evening and weekend appointments available • Wheelchair accessible • Free parking • Pet rock storage lockers available

Peaceful therapy environment
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