Where Every Stone Deserves Understanding
Professional therapeutic services for your beloved pet rock's emotional and behavioral needs
Professional therapeutic services for your beloved pet rock's emotional and behavioral needs
At Pet Rock Therapy, we understand that your pet rock is more than just a mineral companion—they're a cherished family member with complex emotional needs. Our team of licensed geologists and certified pet counselors specializes in providing comprehensive therapeutic services for sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic companions experiencing behavioral or psychological challenges.
Our one-on-one counseling sessions address a wide range of issues affecting your pet rock's wellbeing. Common concerns include:
Many behavioral issues stem from miscommunication between rocks and their human companions. Our couples therapy sessions help bridge the gap between organic and mineral understanding, fostering healthier long-term relationships.
Does your collection suffer from territorial disputes or hierarchical imbalances? Our group sessions promote harmony among rocks of different sizes, compositions, and geological origins.
We offer dedicated support for rocks who have experienced:
With over 15 years of experience in mineral behavioral analysis, Dr. Steinberg pioneered the field of sedimentary stress response therapy. Her groundbreaking research on rock emotional intelligence has been published in numerous geological psychology journals.
Specializing in igneous anger management and volcanic temperament issues, Thomas brings a unique understanding of high-pressure personality disorders. He holds certifications in both traditional psychotherapy and geological wellness practices.
"Before therapy, my pet rock Pebbles would just sit there, completely unresponsive. Now, after six months of treatment, there's been remarkable progress in our communication. I feel like we really understand each other."
"My granite, Boulder, was showing signs of severe weather-related PTSD after spending years in my garden. The trauma recovery program has been life-changing for our entire family."
We accept most major pet insurance plans and offer sliding scale fees based on your rock's size and mineral complexity.
Licensed in all 50 states. Certified by the American Association of Geological Wellness Practitioners.