Professional Regret Relief Services

Life got you down? Made a questionable choice? Feeling like you've hit rock bottom? Don't worry - we'll go lower.

UberForRegret is the premier on-demand service connecting you with certified Regret Specialists who will make objectively worse life decisions than yours, guaranteed. Within minutes of your request, a trained professional will arrive at your location ready to demonstrate that no matter how bad your situation is, it could always be significantly worse.

Professional regret specialist in action

How It Works

Request Your Specialist

Open the app and describe your regrettable situation. Our algorithm matches you with the perfect Regret Specialist based on severity, category, and your current emotional state.

Quick Response Time

Average arrival time: 7 minutes. Because when you're spiraling, every second counts.

Professional Demonstration

Watch as our certified specialist makes a worse decision than yours, right before your eyes. Instant perspective. Guaranteed relief.

Rate Your Experience

Help us maintain our 4.8-star rating by reviewing your specialist and the quality of their poor judgment.

Our Service Tiers

UberRegret

Basic Service

Perfect for minor mishaps and everyday poor choices.

Drunk texting incidents
Impulse purchases under $500
Awkward social interactions
Basic wardrobe malfunctions

Starting at $29.99

UberRegret XL

Premium Service

For more serious lapses in judgment requiring advanced intervention.

Workplace conflicts with supervisors
Dating disasters and relationship blunders
Financial miscalculations
Family dinner controversies

Starting at $79.99

UberRegret Black

Executive Level

Our most experienced specialists for life-altering regrets.

Career-ending decisions
Major financial losses
Legal complications
Social media catastrophes with viral potential

Starting at $199.99

Meet Our Top-Rated Specialists

Brad K.

5 Star Rating

"Brad helped me feel so much better about accidentally sending my resignation email to our entire company. He immediately got a face tattoo of his ex-girlfriend's name in Comic Sans font. Professional, efficient, and committed to his craft."

Jennifer M.

4.9 Star Rating

"When I crashed my dad's car, I thought my life was over. Jennifer showed up and within 20 minutes had quit her job via interpretive dance in the company lobby. Perspective restored instantly."

Marcus T.

4.8 Star Rating

"After I spent my rent money on cryptocurrency, Marcus made me feel normal again by investing his entire 401k in a pyramid scheme selling essential oils to pets. True professional."

Why Choose UberForRegret?

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Licensed & Insured - All specialists carry comprehensive liability coverage

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Background Checked - Verified history of poor decision-making

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24/7 Availability - Bad decisions don't keep business hours

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Satisfaction Guaranteed - If you're not feeling better about your choices, we'll make an even worse one

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Eco-Friendly - Carbon-neutral regret delivery in most metropolitan areas

Satisfied customer after regret relief service

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this legal?

Our legal team advises us not to answer this question directly, but all specialists are consenting adults who have waived numerous rights.

What if the specialist's decision isn't worse than mine?

This has never happened in our four years of operation, but our satisfaction guarantee ensures we'll keep escalating until you feel better.

Do you serve my area?

UberForRegret currently operates in 47 major metropolitan areas across North America, with international expansion planned for Q3 2024.

Can I become a Regret Specialist?

We're always recruiting! Minimum qualifications include a documented history of questionable judgment and the ability to make spontaneous poor decisions under pressure. Apply today!

Download the App Today

Available on iOS and Android. Use promo code WHOOPS for 20% off your first regret intervention.

UberForRegret - Because someone should always have it worse than you.