Professional Grandmotherly Services On-Demand

Experience the warmth, wisdom, and homemade cookies you've been missing

Professional grandmother ready to provide caring service

Missing That Special Grandmotherly Touch?

Whether you're new to the city, living far from family, or simply missing that special grandmotherly presence in your life, our certified professional grandmothers are here to provide genuine care, time-tested wisdom, and the unconditional support that only a grandmother can offer.

Service Packages

Basic Grandma Package

$45/hour
  • Listening ear with appropriate head nodding
  • Light meal preparation (comfort foods)
  • Basic life advice and encouragement
  • Complimentary cheek pinching
  • 2-hour minimum booking

Premium Experience

$65/hour
  • Everything in Basic Package
  • Professional-grade guilt application
  • Dating and career consultation
  • Home organization with commentary
  • Emergency contact privileges

Deluxe Heritage

$85/hour
  • Specialized cultural grandmothering
  • Family recipe instruction
  • Stories from "the old days"
  • Relationship wisdom guaranteed
  • Care package preparation included
Certified professional grandmother in action

Why Choose RentAGrandma?

Our professional grandmothers undergo extensive background checks and comprehensive training in traditional grandmotherly arts:

  • Intuitive assessment of nutritional intake
  • Advanced worry techniques for your wellbeing
  • Expert-level knitting and needlework
  • Comprehensive knowledge of home remedies
  • Therapeutic guilt application certification

Client Testimonials

"Grandma Ethel reorganized my entire kitchen, taught me proper gravy technique, and convinced me to call my mother. Best Sunday afternoon investment ever!"

— Jennifer K., Marketing Executive

"Grandma Rose helped me through two breakups and a career change. She also taught me to fold fitted sheets properly. Absolutely life-changing service!"

— Marcus T., Software Developer

"The Premium Package guilt trips are incredibly motivating. I've never been more productive. Grandma Betty somehow knows when I skip flossing."

— Sarah L., Graduate Student

Special Services Available

Wedding consultation with partner assessment
Holiday meal preparation and hosting
Emergency comfort during illness
Milestone celebration attendance
Travel worry services
Life crisis navigation support

Book Your Professional Grandmother

All grandmothers available for same-day appointments with 2-hour minimum bookings. Evening and weekend rates apply. Holiday surcharges in effect for major celebrations when grandmotherly services are in highest demand.

Ready to experience unconditional support and gentle judgment?

Schedule Your Grandma Today

Contact Information

Phone 1-800-GRANDMA
Hours Daily 6:00 AM - 9:00 PM
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