Experience the warmth, wisdom, and gentle judgment you've been missing
Our certified network of professional grandmothers delivers authentic grandmotherly experiences tailored to your family's needs. From home-cooked wisdom to loving criticism, we provide the complete grandmother package.
Every grandmother undergoes rigorous training in traditional techniques, from meaningful sighs to strategic guilt distribution.
Professional-grade supplies including premium hard candies, emergency sweaters, and our proprietary concern blend.
Masters of the "back in my day" transition and the "you'll understand when you're older" wisdom delivery.
Our carefully selected grandmothers bring decades of authentic experience to every interaction. Each undergoes extensive training in traditional grandmotherly arts and maintains the highest standards of caring criticism.
"Grandma Margaret delivered the perfect blend of unconditional love and subtle criticism. My Thanksgiving felt complete!"
"Professional and properly judgmental. Grandma Ruth had me questioning my career path within minutes. Exactly what I needed."
"The stale candy, outdated advice, and simultaneous feelings of being cherished and inadequate—truly authentic!"
Available in 47 states (excludes Alaska, Hawaii, and areas lacking sufficient bingo facilities)
48 hours notice required to prepare appropriate concerns about your life choices
Cancellations result in mild disappointment and a lecture about commitment
Call now to schedule your personalized grandmother experience