Professional Grandmother Services On-Demand

Experience the warmth, wisdom, and gentle judgment you've been missing

Our certified network of professional grandmothers delivers authentic grandmotherly experiences tailored to your family's needs. From home-cooked wisdom to loving criticism, we provide the complete grandmother package.

Professional grandmother providing caring service

Service Packages

Essential Grandma

$89/visit
  • 3 hours of authentic grandmotherly presence
  • Traditional hard candy assortment
  • 5+ unsolicited observations about your life
  • Handwritten recipe cards (illegible instructions included)
  • Gentle reminders about calling frequency

Holiday Special

$299/day
  • Full-day grandmotherly supervision
  • Complete meal preparation with hovering
  • Storytelling about "your generation"
  • Strategic food pushing techniques
  • Comprehensive guilt regarding all aspects of life
  • Guaranteed embarrassing photo session

Why Choose Our Certified Grandmas

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Fully Licensed & Certified

Every grandmother undergoes rigorous training in traditional techniques, from meaningful sighs to strategic guilt distribution.

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Complete Equipment Provided

Professional-grade supplies including premium hard candies, emergency sweaters, and our proprietary concern blend.

Authentic Experience Guaranteed

Masters of the "back in my day" transition and the "you'll understand when you're older" wisdom delivery.

Certified professional grandmother

Meet Our Professional Network

Our carefully selected grandmothers bring decades of authentic experience to every interaction. Each undergoes extensive training in traditional grandmotherly arts and maintains the highest standards of caring criticism.

500+ CERTIFIED GRANDMAS
10,000+ HAPPY FAMILIES
47 STATES SERVED

What Our Clients Say

"Grandma Margaret delivered the perfect blend of unconditional love and subtle criticism. My Thanksgiving felt complete!"

— Jennifer K., Boston

"Professional and properly judgmental. Grandma Ruth had me questioning my career path within minutes. Exactly what I needed."

— Michael T., Seattle

"The stale candy, outdated advice, and simultaneous feelings of being cherished and inadequate—truly authentic!"

— Sarah L., Chicago

Book Your Grandma Today

Service Areas

Available in 47 states (excludes Alaska, Hawaii, and areas lacking sufficient bingo facilities)

Advance Booking

48 hours notice required to prepare appropriate concerns about your life choices

Cancellation Policy

Cancellations result in mild disappointment and a lecture about commitment

Ready to Experience Professional Grandmotherly Care?

Call now to schedule your personalized grandmother experience

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