Compassionate Mental Health Care for Your Geological Companions
Since 2008, we have been the leading mental health provider for pet rocks across North America. Our board-certified geological therapists understand the unique psychological challenges faced by domesticated minerals. Whether your rock is experiencing separation anxiety, existential dread, or simply needs someone to listen, we're here to help.
One-on-one sessions tailored to your rock's unique psychological profile. Our therapists use evidence-based techniques including Cognitive Behavioral Therapy adapted for minerals (CBT-M) and Dialectical Behavior Therapy for Stones (DBT-S).
Small group therapy ideal for socially anxious pebbles and stones struggling with peer relationships. Groups are carefully matched by size, composition, and therapeutic needs.
Specialized therapy for bonded rock pairs experiencing relationship difficulties. We help geological couples navigate communication barriers and rebuild trust after traumatic separations.
When igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks must coexist, tensions can arise. Our mediators facilitate productive dialogue to restore harmony to your collection.
24/7 hotline for rocks experiencing acute psychological distress. Our crisis team is trained in de-escalation techniques specific to mineral mental health emergencies.
Intensive outpatient programs for rocks recovering from severe trauma, including quarry separation, excessive polishing, or inappropriate use as paperweights.
"Every rock has inherent worth and deserves to be heard. My 20 years of experience have taught me that with patience and understanding, even the hardest stones can heal."
"Specializing in metamorphic trauma, I help rocks process the intense pressure and heat of their past to find peace in their present form."
"As a pioneer in mineral mindfulness techniques, I guide rocks toward self-acceptance and inner tranquility through meditation adapted for the sedentary lifestyle."
"Before therapy, my pet rock Granite wouldn't interact with other rocks. Now he's the most social stone in our garden. The transformation has been incredible!"
"The couples counseling saved our collection. Our igneous and sedimentary rocks learned to coexist peacefully. We couldn't be happier with the results."
"Dr. Slate's expertise in geological psychology is unmatched. She helped my pebble overcome severe abandonment issues. Highly recommend!"
$125
50-minute session
$175
75-minute session
$45
Per rock, 90 minutes
$200
Emergency session
1-800-ROCK-DOC (1-800-762-5362)
1247 Bedrock Boulevard, Suite 300
Stone Mountain, Georgia 30087