When Your Socks Have Lost That Loving Feeling

At SockMates Counseling, we understand that maintaining a healthy sock partnership isn't always easy. Life in the drawer can be stressful. The washing machine creates turbulence. The dryer brings uncertainty.

Sometimes, even the most devoted pairs drift apart. That's where we come in.

Professional sock counseling session

Our Mission

We believe every sock deserves a loving, committed partnership. Our team of certified fabric therapists specializes in reuniting estranged sock pairs and helping mismatched socks build new, meaningful relationships.

Our Services

Pair Reunification Therapy

Has your left sock gone missing? Is your right sock feeling abandoned? Our intensive search and rescue program has a 73% success rate in locating missing partners and facilitating emotional reunions.

Cross-Pattern Acceptance Counseling

We help argyles learn to love stripes, assist polka dots in embracing solids, and guide athletic socks toward accepting their dress sock partners. Love knows no pattern.

Elastic Band Renewal

When the stretch has gone out of your relationship, our specialized elastic restoration program can help your socks find their grip again.

Mediation Services

Hole disputes. Color fading disagreements. Thread count incompatibility. Our neutral mediators help sock couples work through their differences constructively.

Meet Our Lead Therapist

Dr. Margaret Woolworth in her office

Dr. Margaret Woolworth, LCSW (Licensed Cotton Social Worker)

With over 15 years of experience in textile relationships, Dr. Woolworth has helped thousands of sock pairs overcome their differences. She holds advanced certifications in Fiber Psychology and earned her PhD in Applied Hosiery Studies from the prestigious Garment Institute.

"Every sock has the capacity for love and partnership. Sometimes they just need a little professional guidance to find their way back to each other."

- Dr. Woolworth

Success Stories

"My tube socks hadn't spoken to each other in months after a bleaching incident. Dr. Woolworth helped them process their trauma and rebuild trust. Now they're inseparable again!"

- Linda K., satisfied client

"I thought my dress socks were incompatible - one navy, one black. Through intensive therapy, they learned to celebrate their differences. They've been happily paired for over two years now."

- Robert M.

"The cross-pattern acceptance program changed our lives. My argyle and my solid white athletic sock are now expecting baby socklets!"

- Jennifer P.

Emergency Services Available

Sock crisis doesn't wait for business hours. Our 24/7 hotline provides immediate support for:

  • Sudden separations during folding
  • Washing machine disappearances
  • Dryer-related trauma
  • Holiday sock introduction anxiety
  • Static cling emergencies
Crisis Hotline: 1-800-SOX-HELP

Insurance & Pricing

We accept most major sock insurance plans, including HosieCare and BlueThread. Sliding scale fees available based on thread count.

Initial Consultation

$75

Couples Therapy

$120

Emergency Reunification

$200

Group Therapy (6+ socks)

$45/sock

Schedule Your Consultation Today

Phone: (555) 762-5568

24/7 Crisis Line: 1-800-SOX-HELP

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