Master the Art of Strategic Procrastination

Transform Your Delays Into Success

Join thousands who have discovered that procrastination isn't a weakness—it's a sophisticated time management strategy waiting to be optimized. Our certified Delay Specialists will guide you through proven techniques to harness the power of postponement.

Professional procrastination coaching session

Professional Services

Individual Coaching Sessions

Personalized one-on-one sessions with our Master Procrastinators to develop your unique Delay Strategy.

  • Task Prioritization Avoidance Mapping
  • Creative Excuse Generation Workshops
  • Optimal Distraction Timing Analysis
  • Stress-Free Deadline Negotiation

Starting at $150/session (flexible payment plans available)

Corporate Training Programs

Bring strategic procrastination to your workplace with our executive training modules.

  • Meeting Optimization Through Strategic Scheduling
  • Email Management as Productive Avoidance
  • Committee Formation for Decision Delay
  • Quarterly Planning Excellence

Custom pricing for teams of 10+

Group Workshops

Interactive sessions designed to build community while perfecting procrastination techniques.

  • Advanced Digital Distraction Methods
  • The Psychology of Tomorrow
  • Productive Cleaning as Avoidance
  • Social Media for Research Purposes

$75 per workshop (bulk discounts available)

Dr. Marcus Delayworth, Ph.D.

Our founder and lead coach brings decades of experience in Applied Postponement Theory. Dr. Delayworth's revolutionary approach to procrastination has helped thousands discover their inner potential for strategic delay.

"True mastery isn't about doing things on time—it's about knowing exactly how long you can wait before absolutely having to do them."

- Dr. Marcus Delayworth

With published research in journals we're still submitting to, Dr. Delayworth continues to pioneer new frontiers in productive procrastination.

Dr. Marcus Delayworth in his office

Success Stories

"The strategic framework I learned completely transformed my approach to deadlines. I now confidently delay with purpose and intention."

- Jennifer M., Marketing Director

"Dr. Delayworth's techniques helped me turn a simple project into a comprehensive six-month journey. My thoroughness impressed everyone."

- David K., Project Manager

"Finally, a program that celebrates my natural talent for temporal optimization. I've never felt more understood."

- Sarah L., Creative Professional

Course Programs

Starter Package

$299
  • 4-week email course
  • Digital workbook (PDF)
  • Community access
  • Basic email support

Executive Suite

$1,499
  • Everything in Premium
  • Monthly check-ins
  • Priority workshop access
  • Custom excuse templates
  • VIP support line

Frequently Asked Questions

How quickly will I see results?

Results timing varies based on your personal procrastination style. Most clients report improvements sometime after completing the program, though defining "completion" is part of the journey.

What if I procrastinate starting the program?

That's perfectly normal and actually covered in Module 1. We consider it an advanced demonstration of the skills you'll be learning.

Do you offer refunds?

Yes, we have a flexible 30-day refund policy. Simply request our refund form, which we'll create and send as soon as possible.

Ready to Transform Your Procrastination?

Join thousands who have discovered the power of strategic delay. Start your journey whenever you're ready.

Email: [email protected]

Phone: 555-DELAY-IT (We'll return your call eventually)

Office Hours: Flexible and subject to change

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