Professional Parental Services for Modern Adults

America's Premier Parent Rental Agency Since 2019

Life doesn't stop needing parental guidance just because you've moved out. Whether you need someone to worry about your life choices, provide unsolicited advice, or simply ask if you're eating enough vegetables, our certified rental parents are here to fill that vital role.

Professional rental parents ready to provide guidance

Our Service Packages

Standard Parenting

$89/day
  • Daily check-ins about your eating habits
  • Weather-appropriate clothing reminders
  • Career advice you didn't request
  • Gentle guilt about not calling enough
  • Basic worry services

Premium Guilt Package

$149/day
  • Advanced disappointment techniques
  • Professional-grade sighing
  • Comparisons to more successful relatives
  • Investment and relationship counseling
  • 24/7 concern availability

Special Occasions

From $299
  • Wedding embarrassment coordination
  • Holiday dinner management
  • Meet-the-partner scenarios
  • Graduation speech services
  • Birthday guilt optimization

Why Choose RentAParent™?

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Certified Professionals

All parents certified by the Midwest Passive-Aggressive Academy

Authentic Experience

Real eye-rolling, genuine concern, and authentic "back in my day" stories

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Customizable Service

From gentle nudging to full intervention - you choose the level

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Flexible Booking

Hourly, daily, or event-based rentals with no long-term commitment

Meet Our Professional Parents

Our team of professional rental parents

Margaret Henderson

Lead Rental Mother | 15 Years Experience

"I've perfected the art of finding something concerning in any life decision. My specialty is the worried phone call at inconvenient times, and I hold three certifications in Advanced Guilt Deployment."

Robert Thompson

Senior Rental Father | 12 Years Experience

"From thermostat lectures to explaining why you're overpaying for everything, I bring authentic paternal wisdom to every interaction. Nobody touches the thermostat on my watch."

What Our Clients Say

"Margaret attended my company holiday party and spent the evening telling embarrassing childhood stories to my boss. It was exactly like having my real mother there. Absolutely perfect!"

— Jennifer M., Seattle

"Robert questioned every single one of my life choices while simultaneously bragging about me to strangers. The authentic dad energy was incredible. Worth every penny!"

— David L., Phoenix

"Finally, someone who cares enough to call me at 6 AM to ask if I'm wearing a jacket. RentAParent filled the parental concern void in my life perfectly."

— Sarah T., Austin

Book Your Parents Today

📞 Phone

1-800-MOM-DADS

(1-800-666-3237)

✉️ Email

[email protected]

🕐 Hours

24/7 Emergency Worry Line

Parents never sleep

🎁 Limited Time Offer

Book this week and receive a complimentary "Are you getting enough sleep?" consultation plus our exclusive disappointment starter pack!

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