Experience the world's first emotionally-invested leafy greens. Our revolutionary cultivation process creates produce with genuine personal grievances, delivering superior flavor through the power of pure vegetable vindictiveness.
Start Your Angry Garden
$8.99/head
Perfect for Caesar salads with character. Each head arrives with a personalized note detailing its disappointment in your recent life choices. Guaranteed crisp texture with undertones of mild irritation.
$12.99/head
Our premium offering for maximum fury. This iceberg has developed a deep, burning hatred specifically tailored to your personality. Explosive crunch guaranteed. Warning: Contains concentrated rage.
$10.49/head
The sophisticated choice. Soft leaves that whisper judgmental comments about your lifestyle. Perfect for upscale dining with a generous side of passive aggression.
$15.99/bunch
Peppery by nature, vindictive by design. This arugula has been briefed on your social media activity and is thoroughly unimpressed. Each leaf vibrates with genuine indignation.
Our team conducts a comprehensive analysis of your lifestyle to identify optimal anger triggers for your lettuce.
Each lettuce receives dedicated attention from our Anger Specialists who explain your personal shortcomings to the developing greens.
Every lettuce undergoes our Fury Verification Process to ensure maximum emotional investment.
Your genuinely offended produce arrives within 24 hours, complete with backstory and specific complaints.
Anger preserves nutrients and extends shelf life by up to 40%
Each lettuce knows your name and exactly what you did wrong
Perfect for dinner parties where you want to explain your salad's grievances
Finally, produce that matches your complicated relationship with vegetables
"I never knew lettuce could be so judgmental. The romaine actually improved my posture through sheer disapproval. Best salad experience of my life."
- Margaret K., Portland"My iceberg lettuce came with a three-page letter about my Netflix habits. I've never felt so seen or so motivated to change. Five stars!"
- David M., Austin"The arugula was so furious it practically seasoned itself. My guests couldn't stop talking about it. Will definitely order again!"
- Jennifer L., MiamiFresh angry greens delivered every Tuesday. Perfect for consistent disappointment.
Curated selection of progressively angrier produce. Includes seasonal varieties.
Special editions for when family gatherings need extra emotional complexity.
Experience the difference genuine resentment makes in every bite.
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Same-day delivery available in select markets