Finally, the maternal wisdom and unconditional love you've been missing – now available by the hour.

At RentAGrandma.com, we understand that life moves fast, and sometimes you need the grounding presence of a grandmother figure. Whether you're a busy professional, a college student, or simply someone who could benefit from old-fashioned TLC, our certified grandmothers provide the authentic grandmotherly experience you deserve.

Professional grandmother providing comfort and guidance

Our Services

Classic Comfort Package

$45/hour
  • Genuine concern about whether you're eating enough
  • Homemade cookies (oatmeal raisin or snickerdoodles)
  • Cheek pinching and forehead temperature checks
  • Complimentary hard candies from mysterious purse reserves

Life Guidance Premium

$65/hour
  • Relationship advice based on 40+ years of marriage
  • Career counseling ("You know, Mrs. Henderson's grandson is a lawyer...")
  • Wardrobe consultation with emphasis on "dressing warmly"
  • Photo wallet tour of other grandchildren you should meet

Holiday Special

$85/hour
  • Guilt about not visiting more often
  • Stories about "how things used to be"
  • Aggressive food pushing ("You're too skinny!")
  • Knitted items in colors that don't exist in nature

Why Choose RentAGrandma?

Thoroughly Vetted Grandmothers

All our grandmothers undergo extensive background checks and are certified in traditional grandmotherly skills including unsolicited advice, strategic guilt deployment, and emergency casserole preparation.

Authentic Experience Guaranteed

Our grandmothers come equipped with reading glasses on chains, sensible shoes, and an encyclopedic knowledge of your neighbors' business.

Flexible Scheduling

Available 24/7 because real grandmothers never sleep – they just worry about their grandchildren in different time zones.

Grandmother providing caring service

Customer Testimonials

"I hired Margaret for my birthday and she spent two hours explaining why I needed to find a nice person to settle down with. It was exactly what I needed to hear, even though I didn't want to. 5 stars!"

- Jennifer K., San Francisco

"After my promotion, I called RentAGrandma to celebrate. Ethel brought homemade apple pie and spent the entire visit asking if I was saving enough money for retirement. Felt just like home!"

- David M., New York

"Emergency grandmother rental at 2 AM when I couldn't sleep. Dorothy stayed up with me, made hot cocoa, and told me about her arthritis until I fell asleep. Exactly what Grandma would have done."

- Sarah T., Chicago

Frequently Asked Questions

Do your grandmothers actually bake?

Absolutely. Every grandmother comes with a minimum of three signature recipes and strong opinions about store-bought desserts. All baking is done from scratch using time-honored family recipes.

Can I request specific grandmother traits?

Yes! We can match you with grandmothers specializing in various regional guilt techniques, religious affiliations, and levels of hearing loss. Our matching algorithm ensures you get the perfect grandmother for your needs.

What if I already have a grandmother?

Studies show that grandmother love is limitless and non-competitive. Additional grandmother services only enhance existing relationships and provide supplemental wisdom when your biological grandmother is unavailable.

Do you offer group rates?

Our "Family Dinner" package accommodates up to 8 people and includes one grandmother who will ask everyone uncomfortable personal questions while serving enormous portions. Perfect for holidays and special occasions.

Book Your Grandmother Today

Don't spend another day without proper grandmotherly supervision. Our grandmothers are standing by with sensible advice, unconditional love, and legitimate concern about your posture.

Call 1-800-GRANDMA or book online

Same-day service available for emergencies (bad breakups, job interviews, or when you just need someone to tell you that you're their favorite)

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