Experience the warmth, wisdom, and gentle nagging of a loving grandmother whenever you need it most. Our certified grandmas provide authentic care, homemade cookies, and unsolicited life advice with professional excellence.
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Choose the perfect grandmotherly experience for your needs
$49/hour
$89/hour
$149/hour
Each grandmother brings decades of authentic experience
22 years of professional grandmothering
Specialties: Guilt management, sweater knitting, unsolicited advice
"You're looking thin, dear. When did you last eat a proper meal?"
18 years of professional grandmothering
Specialties: Cookie baking, matchmaking, medical WebMD expertise
"My neighbor's nephew is single and has excellent dental coverage."
25 years of professional grandmothering
Specialties: Life wisdom, casserole preparation, weather predictions
"My knee says rain tomorrow. You should take an umbrella."
Real experiences from satisfied grandchildren
"Grandma Marge attended my work presentation and loudly told everyone how proud she was. My boss gave me a promotion out of pure emotional overwhelm. Worth every penny."
"I hired Ellie for Thanksgiving. She brought seven types of pie and told my actual family embarrassing stories about my 'childhood.' They've never been more entertained."
"Bea came to my apartment, reorganized my entire kitchen, left me 12 frozen casseroles, and somehow made my plants bloom. I found $60 hidden in various pockets."
All grandmas undergo rigorous screening including cookie quality testing, guilt distribution assessment, and verification of at least 50 unique "back in my day" stories.
Absolutely! We can match you with grandmas specializing in specific cuisines, crafts, or levels of passive-aggressive commentary about your life choices.
Yes! Our corporate grandmother program boosts employee morale with on-site cookie distribution, motivational guilt, and mandatory hydration reminders.
Call 1-800-GRANDMA
Available 7 days a week, 6am - 10pm (bedtime)
24/7 Emergency Grandma Hotline for Life Crises