Master the Art of Strategic Delay™

Professional Procrastination Training & Coaching Services

Website launching soon... we've been meaning to finish it since 2019

Welcome to Professional Procrastination

Are you tired of completing tasks on time? Frustrated by your efficient productivity? Do colleagues describe you as "reliable" and "prompt"?

It's time to embrace the power of postponement.

Why Choose ProcrastinationCoach.com?

At ProcrastinationCoach.com, we understand that proper procrastination isn't just about being lazy—it's a sophisticated life skill that requires professional training, strategic thinking, and years of dedicated practice.

Our founder, Dr. Marcus Delayson, Ph.D. in Applied Postponement Studies, has spent over two decades perfecting the science of putting things off. After procrastinating on his doctoral thesis for 8 years, he realized he had discovered something revolutionary: Strategic Delay Methodology.

Our Services (Coming Soon)

The Fundamentals Course

Introduction to Advanced Excuse Generation
Mastering the "I'll Do It Tomorrow" Mindset
Creating Effective Distraction Hierarchies
The Psychology of Last-Minute Panic

Intermediate Techniques

Professional Email Delay Strategies
Calendar Management for Maximum Postponement
The Art of Strategic Overwhelm
Building Sustainable Procrastination Habits

Master Class Series

Advanced Rationalization Techniques
Delegation vs. Delay: Knowing the Difference
Creating Productive Guilt Cycles
The Philosophy of "Perfect Timing"

Success Stories

"I used to finish projects weeks early. Thanks to Dr. Delayson's methods, I now consistently deliver exactly at deadline with the perfect amount of stress-induced creativity."

— Jennifer K., Marketing Executive

"Before ProcrastinationCoach.com, I was promoted three times in two years. Now I've maintained the same comfortable position for five years running."

— Robert M., Accountant

Investment Options

Individual Coaching

$150/hour

(We'll discuss rates later)

Group Workshops

$89/person

(Details coming eventually)

Online Course Access

$299

(Currently in development)

Get In Touch (Eventually)

Phone: We'll call you back (sometime)

Email: [email protected] (Check inbox tomorrow)

Office Hours: Eventually

Mailing Address

ProcrastinationCoach.com
123 Someday Street
Later, NY 10000