Professional Grandmothering Services On Demand

Experience the warmth, wisdom, and homemade cookies you've been missing

RentAGrandma.com connects you with certified professional grandmothers who bring decades of experience in unconditional love, expert guilt-tripping, and secret family recipes. Whether you need someone to spoil you rotten or remind you to wear a sweater, we have the perfect grandma for you.

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Our Premium Services

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Cookie Grandma

$45/hour

Fresh-baked cookies, warm hugs, and stories about "the good old days." Our Cookie Grandmas arrive with pre-heated ovens and time-tested recipes that have been perfected over generations.

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Spoiling Grandma

$55/hour

Experience premium pampering with surprise gifts, excessive compliments, and secret money handshakes. Includes defending you against any criticism and insisting you're perfect just the way you are.

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Guilt-Trip Grandma

$35/hour

For when you need motivation through loving disappointment. Specializes in sighs, meaningful looks, and gentle reminders about how she "won't be around forever."

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Crafty Grandma

$40/hour

Learn knitting, crocheting, or quilting from a master. Includes complimentary handmade scarves and the patience of a saint for teaching beginners.

Why Choose RentAGrandma?

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Certified & Vetted - All grandmas complete our rigorous 40-hour training program in advanced grandmothering techniques
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24/7 Availability - Emergency comfort available round the clock, because worry doesn't keep business hours
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Satisfaction Guaranteed - If you don't feel sufficiently loved, we'll send backup grandmas at no extra charge
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Multilingual Options - Grandmas available in 47 languages for authentic cultural experiences
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Corporate Packages - Boost office morale with workplace grandma visits and team-building cookie sessions
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What Our Clients Say

"I hired a Cookie Grandma for my company's holiday party. She brought 12 dozen cookies and told everyone they looked too thin. Employee satisfaction went up 47%."

- Michael Chen, CEO TechStart Inc.

"The Guilt-Trip Grandma helped me finally finish my dissertation. Nothing motivates like disappointment from someone who believes in you."

- Dr. Sarah Williams, PhD

"My rental grandma taught me to knit, fed me soup, and listened to my problems for three hours. Better than therapy and comes with snacks."

- James Rodriguez, Portland OR

Flexible Booking Options

Single Visit

Perfect for special occasions or when you just need a grandma fix

Weekly Package

Regular visits from your chosen grandma for ongoing support and cookies

Emergency Service

Rapid response grandma dispatch for immediate comfort needs

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