Master the Art of Strategic Postponement
Transform your natural tendency to delay into a refined skill. Our certified procrastination specialists are standing by... eventually.
Transform your natural tendency to delay into a refined skill. Our certified procrastination specialists are standing by... eventually.
Learn the core principles of effective procrastination, including optimal timing for task avoidance, creative excuse generation, and the psychology of "just five more minutes."
Master the delicate art of working right up to the deadline. Our proprietary Last-Minute Mastery™ system helps you achieve maximum delay with minimum consequences.
Why waste time procrastinating poorly? Learn to accomplish absolutely nothing in record time, leaving more hours for quality worry about unfinished tasks.
Transform guilt into motivation for further delay. Embrace "I'll start tomorrow" as a lifestyle philosophy rather than an excuse.
Dr. Delayworth holds advanced degrees in Applied Postponement and Time Mismanagement from prestigious institutions (diplomas pending frame purchase since 2019).
His groundbreaking research on "Productive Avoidance Patterns in High-Functioning Individuals" has been awaiting publication for the past five years. He's been featured in numerous publications that he plans to read when he finds the time.
With over 15 years of experience in not getting around to things, Dr. Delayworth brings unparalleled expertise in the field of professional procrastination coaching.
"I used to finish projects weeks early. Now I've learned to maximize my stress levels and achieve that perfect last-minute panic that really brings out my best work!"— Jennifer K., Marketing Executive
"Before working with ProcrastinationCoach.tomorrow, I was hopelessly organized. Now I've mastered the art of convincing myself that watching just one more episode is actually research."— David M., Graduate Student
"The techniques I've learned have completely transformed my workflow. I now accomplish the same amount in twice the time with triple the anxiety!"— Sarah T., Freelance Writer
Important: All sessions must be scheduled 6 months in advance. Expect 3-4 rescheduling requests as we practice what we preach. Current availability will be checked next week.
1-800-LATER-OK
Available weekdays 2-3 PM (maybe)By appointment only
Subject to traffic, weather, and mood