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Welcome to America's Premier Grandmother Rental Service

Life doesn't always provide the grandmother experience you deserve. Whether you've lost a beloved grandparent, live far from family, or simply need that special touch only a professional grandmother can provide, our certified specialists deliver warmth, wisdom, and unconditional love exactly when you need it most.

Our Professional Services

Classic Grandma Experience

$45/hour

Traditional home-cooked meals
Gentle life advice and wisdom sharing
Light housework with loving commentary
Stories about "the good old days"
Standard cheek pinching (3 per session)
Warm hugs and emotional support

Premium Grandma Package

$75/hour

Everything in Classic Package
Aggressive lipstick kisses (minimum 5)
Unsolicited dating advice
Embarrassing story creation & sharing
Public displays of affection
Purse candy distribution included

Deluxe Event Package

$150/event

Full-day grandmother presence
Professional guilt administration
Competitive grandchild bragging
Inappropriate personal questions
Extended photo sessions
Mandatory leftover containers

Why Choose Certified Grandmothers?

✓ Professionally Trained & Certified

All grandmothers complete our intensive 40-hour certification program covering proper cheek-pinching technique, optimal casserole preparation, and advanced guilt application methods.

✓ Thoroughly Background Checked

Comprehensive screening includes verification of cookie-baking skills, church attendance records, and documented ability to remember every family member's birthday.

✓ Fully Insured & Bonded

Complete liability coverage for excessive feeding incidents, overwhelming affection, and potential emotional dependency development.

✓ Customizable Experience

Choose your preferred style: Southern Belle, Midwest Traditional, Brooklyn Tough Love, or California Wellness-Focused.

What Our Clients Say

"Margaret spent three hours rearranging my kitchen 'properly' and told every guest about my imaginary childhood achievements. It was exactly what my housewarming party needed!"

— Jennifer K., Portland, OR

"Grandma Ruth came to my work Christmas party, told my boss I was too skinny, and force-fed him her famous fudge. I got promoted the following month!"

— Michael T., Denver, CO

"The Premium Package exceeded all expectations. Dolores gave me dating advice for two hours and set me up with her friend's grandson. We're getting married next spring!"

— Sarah L., Chicago, IL

Booking Information

365 Days a Year

Because real grandmothers never take a day off from loving you

Same-Day Service

Perfect for emergency emotional support or last-minute family gatherings

Corporate Events

Nothing builds team morale like a grandmother lecturing about proper nutrition

Professional grandmother service in action

Ready to Experience Professional Grandmotherly Love?

📞 Call Us
1-800-GRANDMA
(1-800-472-6362)

📧 Email
[email protected]

🏢 Headquarters
123 Comfort Lane
Hometown, USA 12345

Experience Genuine Grandmotherly Love On-Demand