Welcome to ProcrastinationCoach.biz, where we transform your natural tendency to delay into a sophisticated productivity strategy. Our certified experts help you embrace the power of "productive procrastination" through scientifically-backed methodologies that honor your unique timeline.
Dr. Marcus Delayworth is the world's foremost authority on Strategic Postponement Theory. With over 15 years of experience (give or take), he has pioneered the revolutionary "Eventually Method™" that has helped thousands of professionals worldwide.
Dr. Delayworth holds advanced certifications in Temporal Flexibility Management and Applied Deadline Extension from institutions he'll tell you about later. His groundbreaking research on "The Productive Power of Putting Things Off" has been accepted for publication in several prestigious journals (pending final review).
As founder and CEO of ProcrastinationCoach.biz, Dr. Delayworth is committed to helping ambitious professionals achieve their goals on their own timeline, free from the tyranny of arbitrary deadlines.
One-on-one sessions with Dr. Delayworth himself. Learn advanced techniques like "Strategic Email Deferral," "Meeting Rescheduling Mastery," and "The Art of the Productive Coffee Break." Sessions available whenever you're ready (no pressure).
Our flagship 12-week program (actual duration may vary) covering the complete spectrum of professional procrastination. Includes modules on "Inbox Zero Tomorrow," "Project Planning for Next Quarter," and "Advanced Deadline Negotiation."
Transform your entire organization with our proven postponement protocols. We'll help your team master the delicate balance between looking busy and actually starting projects. ROI guaranteed... eventually.
When you absolutely, positively need to delay something overnight. Our rapid response team (available during business hours) will help you craft compelling extension requests and develop contingency postponement plans.
Become a Certified Postponement Professional (CPP) with our comprehensive training program. Learn to help others embrace their natural delaying tendencies. Certificate mailing timeframe: 6-18 months.
Join like-minded professionals in our supportive online community. Share postponement strategies, celebrate delays together, and never feel guilty about that unfinished to-do list again.
"Dr. Delayworth's methods have completely transformed my approach to productivity. I've successfully postponed three major projects this quarter alone, and my stress levels have never been lower!"— Jennifer K., Fortune 500 Executive
"The Eventually Method™ taught me that deadlines are just suggestions. I'm now scheduling my schedule scheduling sessions, and it's liberating! Five stars (review completion pending)."— Michael R., Tech Entrepreneur
"I've been meaning to thank Dr. Delayworth for months now. His techniques have helped me master the art of productive procrastination. My inbox has 10,000 unread emails and I've never felt more organized!"— Sarah L., Marketing Director
Take the first step toward embracing your natural postponement tendencies.