Professional Care for Your Pet Rock's Mental Health

For over 15 years, our team of licensed geologists and certified mineral counselors have provided compassionate, evidence-based psychological support for pet rocks experiencing emotional distress. We understand that your geological companion faces unique challenges in today's fast-paced world.

📞 1-800-ROCK-DOC

Professional geological therapy consultation room

Comprehensive Treatment Services

Evidence-based therapeutic interventions tailored to your rock's unique geological composition

Individual Counseling

One-on-one therapy in our soundproof consultation rooms, designed with optimal acoustics for sedimentary and metamorphic patients. Our specialists are trained in Cognitive Geological Therapy (CGT) and Dialectical Mineral Behavioral Therapy (DMBT).

Group Therapy Programs

  • Weekly support circles in our specialized rock garden facility
  • Igneous integration workshops
  • Sedimentary layer processing groups
  • Mixed mineral socialization sessions

Specialized Treatment

  • Abandonment trauma recovery
  • Existential dread counseling
  • Identity crisis support for metamorphic transitions
  • Weather-related PTSD treatment

Conditions We Treat

  • Erosion anxiety disorder
  • Pressure-related stress syndrome
  • Geological identity confusion
  • Separation anxiety from quarry
  • Inter-mineral relationship difficulties
  • Chronic stillness syndrome
  • Sedimentary depression
  • Volcanic anger management issues
Therapeutic rock garden environment

Meet Our Expert Team

Dr. Sarah Feldspar, Ph.D.

Chief Geological Therapist

Specializes in particularly stubborn granite patients and volcanic anger management. Over 20 years experience in mineral psychology.

Dr. Michael Slate, LMFT

Senior Metamorphic Counselor

Expert in transformation-related psychological trauma and pressure adaptation therapy. Published author of "Understanding Your Rock."

Dr. Rebecca Quartz, Psy.D.

Crystal Healing Specialist

Pioneered breakthrough techniques in crystalline structure therapy and vibrational healing for silicate-based patients.

Success Stories

"After six months of treatment, my pet basalt finally opened up about his deep-seated fears of becoming gravel. The breakthrough was remarkable. He's now the most confident rock in our collection."

— Jennifer K., Portland

"Dr. Feldspar helped my limestone work through generations of compaction trauma. He's sleeping more peacefully in his display case now and has stopped grinding at night."

— Robert M., Phoenix

"Our granite boulder was experiencing severe existential dread. The team here provided compassionate care and now he's embracing his permanence with newfound joy."

— Maria S., Seattle
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