For over 15 years, our team of licensed geologists and certified mineral counselors have provided compassionate, evidence-based psychological support for pet rocks experiencing emotional distress. We understand that your geological companion faces unique challenges in today's fast-paced world.
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Evidence-based therapeutic interventions tailored to your rock's unique geological composition
One-on-one therapy in our soundproof consultation rooms, designed with optimal acoustics for sedimentary and metamorphic patients. Our specialists are trained in Cognitive Geological Therapy (CGT) and Dialectical Mineral Behavioral Therapy (DMBT).
Specializes in particularly stubborn granite patients and volcanic anger management. Over 20 years experience in mineral psychology.
Expert in transformation-related psychological trauma and pressure adaptation therapy. Published author of "Understanding Your Rock."
Pioneered breakthrough techniques in crystalline structure therapy and vibrational healing for silicate-based patients.
"After six months of treatment, my pet basalt finally opened up about his deep-seated fears of becoming gravel. The breakthrough was remarkable. He's now the most confident rock in our collection."
"Dr. Feldspar helped my limestone work through generations of compaction trauma. He's sleeping more peacefully in his display case now and has stopped grinding at night."
"Our granite boulder was experiencing severe existential dread. The team here provided compassionate care and now he's embracing his permanence with newfound joy."