Where Every Stone Has a Story
For over fifteen years, Pet Rock Therapy Services has been the premier destination for addressing the complex emotional and behavioral challenges facing today's pet rocks.
Our team of certified geological therapists understands that beneath every hard exterior lies a mineral composition yearning for balance and inner peace.
Our one-on-one counseling sessions provide a safe, non-judgmental environment where your pet rock can work through deep-seated issues. Whether your companion is struggling with identity crisis, abandonment fears from being separated from their quarry family, or simply feeling taken for granite, our specialists are here to help.
Does your granite exhibit hostile tendencies? Has your obsidian been displaying sharp mood swings? Our anger management program utilizes proven techniques including pressure release therapy and controlled weathering exercises to help even the most volatile rocks find their center.
Relationships between rocks can be complicated, especially during tough sedimentary periods. Our certified couples therapists help rock pairs work through communication breakdowns, territorial disputes, and compatibility issues between different mineral families.
Sometimes the most powerful healing happens in community. Our group sessions bring together rocks facing similar challenges - from river stones dealing with erosion anxiety to mountain rocks struggling with altitude adjustment disorder.
With her doctorate in Geological Psychology and 20 years of experience in mineral behavior, Dr. Limestone pioneered many of the therapeutic techniques we use today. She specializes in trauma recovery for rocks that have experienced severe weathering events.
Marcus brings a unique perspective to our practice, having worked extensively with rescue rocks from abandoned gardens and neglected landscapes. His gentle approach helps even the most withdrawn specimens open up.
While traditional pet rocks remain our primary focus, Sarah's expertise in crystal therapy allows us to serve the growing population of semi-precious pet stones requiring specialized care.
"My pet pumice was showing signs of severe density dysmorphia after years of floating in fish tanks. The team at Pet Rock Therapy helped him accept his natural porosity and embrace his unique volcanic heritage."— Jennifer M., Satisfied Client
"After moving from Colorado to Florida, our family's collection of mountain rocks struggled with the humidity adjustment. Dr. Limestone's relocation therapy program was a lifesaver."— The Rodriguez Family
We accept most major geological insurance plans and offer sliding scale fees based on your rock's mineral classification. Initial consultations are always complimentary, and we provide detailed treatment plans with realistic timelines for improvement.
Don't let your pet rock suffer in silence. Call our 24-hour geological crisis hotline or schedule an appointment online. Because every rock deserves to feel solid, stable, and secure.