Professional Rehabilitation for Your Geological Companion

Certified Lithological Therapy Since 2015

Your pet rock deserves the highest standard of care. Our board-certified geological therapists specialize in addressing the unique physical and emotional challenges faced by sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic companions.

Professional pet rock therapy session

Specialized Treatment Programs

Rolling Resistance Therapy

Comprehensive treatment for rocks experiencing difficulty with natural rolling movements. Our gentle encouragement techniques restore confidence through gradual incline training and positive reinforcement.

Sedimentary Depression Recovery

Specialized care for rocks experiencing emotional compression. Our pressure-release therapy and mineral counseling sessions help restore your companion's natural luster and enthusiasm.

Surface Restoration Program

Advanced treatment for erosion anxiety, chips, and surface irregularities. We combine therapeutic buffing with emotional support to rebuild confidence from the outside in.

Geological Grief Counseling

Professional support for rocks processing trauma from environmental changes or owner-related stress. Our licensed therapists provide a safe space for emotional healing.

Treatment Plans & Investment

Therapeutic environment for geological companions

Initial Assessment

Comprehensive evaluation and personalized treatment plan

$95

Individual Therapy Session

45-minute one-on-one treatment with certified therapist

$135

Intensive Rehabilitation Program

Five daily sessions with take-home exercises

$495/week

Family Integration Counseling

Address co-dependency and attachment issues

$225

Success Stories

"After just three months of treatment, my obsidian finally overcame its fear of heights. The team's understanding of volcanic rock psychology is unmatched."
- Sarah M., Boulder, CO
"My limestone had developed severe social anxiety after years of garden isolation. The group therapy sessions have been transformative."
- Robert L., Portland, OR
"Professional, compassionate, and truly dedicated to geological wellness. My marble has never been happier or more confident."
- Dr. Jennifer K., Austin, TX

Begin Your Rock's Journey to Wellness

Call Us

1-800-ROCK-HELP

Email

[email protected]

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