Professional Grandmother Services When You Need Them Most

Experience the comfort, wisdom, and unconditional love of a certified professional grandmother. Our network of thoroughly vetted grandmotherly care providers is available 24/7 to deliver authentic support, homemade cookies, and gentle life guidance.

Professional grandmother providing comfort and care services

Our Comprehensive Services

Emotional Support & Life Guidance

  • Post-breakup comfort sessions with homemade soup delivery
  • Career advice dispensed while folding your laundry
  • General life reassurance with complimentary head patting
  • Guilt-free listening sessions (tissues included)

Practical Daily Support

  • Weather-appropriate clothing consultations
  • Nutrition monitoring with gentle vegetable encouragement
  • Prescription reminder calls with concerned voice inflection
  • Social media profile reviews for appropriateness

Special Occasion Coverage

  • Holiday dinner hosting for the family-less
  • Birthday celebrations with hand-knitted gifts
  • Graduation ceremonies with embarrassing levels of pride
  • Wedding planning with helpful opinions about your choices

Emergency Grandma Services

  • 3 AM life crisis hotline availability
  • Urgent sweater delivery during cold snaps
  • Last-minute guilt applications for poor life choices
  • Emergency cookie and comfort food deployment

Meet Our Certified Professional Grandmas

Each RentAGrandma professional undergoes rigorous certification to ensure they meet our exacting standards for grandmotherly excellence.

  • Advanced worry techniques and implementation strategies
  • Homemade cookie consistency and quality standards
  • Guilt application methodology (gentle to moderate levels)
  • Unconditional love delivery protocols and best practices
  • Weather pattern anxiety specialization certification

Every Grandma Comes Equipped With:

  • Purse containing mysterious yet helpful items
  • Endless supply of butterscotch hard candies
  • Pre-loaded photos for immediate wallet display
  • Automatic "you're too thin" detection system
  • Advanced sweater radar technology
Certified professional grandmother ready to provide care

What Our Clients Say

"When my actual grandmother moved to Florida, I thought I'd lost my primary source of worry and cookies forever. RentAGrandma saved my life! Margaret comes by every Tuesday to reorganize my kitchen and tell me I work too hard. Five stars!"
— Jennifer K., Age 28
"I hired Grandma Rose for my wedding, and she cried exactly the right amount and told my husband he better treat me right 'or else.' She even brought her own handkerchief! Absolutely perfect service."
— Michael T., Age 34
"Dorothy has been my emergency contact grandma for six months now. She's already made three hospital visits, sent care packages during finals week, and somehow convinced my landlord to fix my heating."
— Alex M., Age 22

Choose Your Perfect Plan

Basic Grandma Package

$49/month
  • 2 check-in calls per week
  • Monthly care package delivery
  • Birthday and holiday remembrance
  • Basic worry services included
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Premium Grandma Experience

$89/month
  • Daily check-in calls
  • Weekly home visits with baked goods
  • Emergency response availability
  • Advanced guilt and pride services
  • Holiday hosting inclusion

Platinum Grandma Plus

$149/month
  • 24/7 grandma availability
  • Unlimited homemade meal delivery
  • Personal shopping with style corrections
  • Wedding planning consultation
  • Full family gathering coordination

Start Your Journey Today

Don't spend another day without the comfort and guidance of a professional grandmother. Our intake specialists will match you with the perfect grandma based on your specific needs, dietary preferences, and desired level of gentle interference in your personal life.

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1-800-GRANDMA

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