Professional Grandmotherly Services On-Demand

Your Extended Family Solution Since 2019

Experience the warmth, wisdom, and gentle nagging you've been missing. Our certified grandmothers provide authentic familial experiences for the modern adult.

Service Packages

Basic Comfort Package

$89/visit
  • 2-hour home visit with genuine conversation
  • Fresh-baked cookies or comfort food
  • Complimentary "You look too skinny" assessment
  • Traditional cheek pinching included

Premium Experience

$149/visit
  • Everything in Basic Package
  • Customizable guilt trip intensity
  • Mystery hard candy from authentic purse
  • Extended photo wallet viewing session
  • Weather-based clothing recommendations

Corporate Solutions

$299/event
  • Professional office deployment
  • Strategic meeting interruptions
  • Public displays of concern for your health
  • Enthusiastic accomplishment bragging
  • Team morale boost through baked goods

Specialty Services

24/7 Emergency Comfort

Life crisis? Breakup? Bad day at work? Our rapid response grandmothers arrive within 45 minutes with homemade soup, tissues, and unconditional support.

Holiday Integration Program

Seamlessly blend our grandmothers into family gatherings. They arrive with covered dishes and an encyclopedic knowledge of your fictional childhood.

Nutritional Guilt Services

Our grandmothers employ time-tested psychological techniques to ensure you're eating properly, including strategic sighing and concerned expressions.

Meet Our Certified Grandmothers

Each RentAGrandma™ professional undergoes comprehensive training in essential grandmotherly arts:

  • Recipe preparation without measurements
  • Weather-related concern protocols
  • Advanced knitting and crafts instruction
  • Strategic tissue deployment techniques
  • Certified "back in my day" storytelling
  • Professional-grade cheek pinching
Certified professional grandmother

Client Testimonials

Margaret from RentAGrandma helped me through my divorce with homemade soup and perfectly timed embarrassment at my office. The therapeutic value was immeasurable.

— Jennifer K., Marketing Director

I hired Dorothy for my 30th birthday. She told all my friends I was too thin, shared embarrassing stories, and made everyone feel genuinely loved. Worth every penny.

— Marcus T., Software Engineer

Standard Equipment

Professional grandmother equipment

Every RentAGrandma™ professional arrives fully equipped with:

  • Extensive photo collection (minimum 50 photos)
  • Weather-appropriate concern levels
  • Assorted hard candies of mysterious origin
  • Tissues strategically stored in sleeves
  • Lifetime of unsolicited advice
  • Unconditional positive regard

Ready to Experience Premium Grandmotherly Care?

Same-day service available for emotional emergencies

Because everyone deserves someone who thinks they're perfect just the way they are.

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