Welcome to RentAGrandma.com

Filling the Love Gap in Your Life, One Hug at a Time

Call 1-800-GRANDMA

About Our Service

At RentAGrandma, we understand that not everyone has been blessed with the irreplaceable warmth, wisdom, and wonderful meddling that only a grandmother can provide. Whether you've lost your beloved grandma, never had one, or simply need extra grandmotherly attention, our certified professional grandmothers are here to fill that special place in your heart.

Founded in 2019 by Margaret "Nana" Henderson after she realized her own 47 grandchildren weren't visiting nearly enough, RentAGrandma has connected over 10,000 clients with the unconditional love, gentle criticism, and homemade cookies they've been missing.

Our Certified Grandmothers

Professional certified grandmother in her cozy kitchen

Each grandmother is certified in:

  • Advanced cheek-pinching techniques
  • Proper sweater-knitting specifications
  • Strategic guilt distribution methods
  • Traditional recipe preparation (no substitutions)
  • Wallet photo management and display
  • Comprehensive "kids these days" commentary
  • Fresh-baked cookies or pie expertise
  • Professional-grade worrying capabilities

Service Packages

Basic Grandma Experience

$85/day
  • 4-hour visit including lunch preparation
  • Standard cheek pinching and height commentary
  • One embarrassing story told to your friends
  • Take-home container of leftovers
  • Light guilt regarding your life choices

Grandma Plus Ultra

$225/day
  • Full 12-hour grandmother immersion
  • Complete apartment cleaning & rearrangement
  • Custom knitted item (scarf, mittens, or sweater)
  • Three-course meal with 1952 recipes
  • Comprehensive life lecture & comparisons
  • Premium guilt package (all life decisions)

Special Services

Holiday Grandma

Make any gathering authentic with guilt-inducing questions about your love life, career prospects, and why you never call.

Emergency Grandma

24/7 service for immediate comfort, soup delivery, and someone to tell you that you're "too skinny" regardless of your actual weight.

Corporate Grandma

Bring authentic grandmother energy to your workplace. Perfect for office parties, team building, and making sure everyone eats something.

Client Testimonials

I hired Grandma Dorothy for my birthday party, and she told my girlfriend I was 'a keeper' within five minutes. We're engaged now!

- Marcus T., Seattle

Grandma Rose reorganized my entire kitchen and somehow made it better. She also fixed my relationship with my mother. 10/10 would recommend.

- Sarah L., Denver

I didn't know what I was missing until Grandma Betty spent six hours teaching me to make proper gravy while explaining why my apartment needed more plants.

- David K., Austin

Book Your Grandma Today

Don't spend another day without the gentle judgment and unconditional love you deserve. Our grandmothers are available seven days a week and are already worried about you.

Call 1-800-GRANDMA or book online today!

Background checks completed on all grandmothers. Warning: May result in increased phone calls, surprise care packages, and sudden urge to settle down. Side effects include improved posture, better eating habits, and inexplicable knowledge of your neighbors' business.

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