Pet Rock Therapy Associates is the nation's premier practice dedicated to the psychological wellbeing of pet rocks and their human families. Our board-certified geological therapists provide evidence-based treatment for a wide range of mineral-based mental health conditions.
Fear of weathering, excessive worry about surface changes, or panic during rain exposure.
Feelings of being weighed down, layered emotional issues, or chronic geological fatigue.
Confusion after pressure or heat exposure, difficulty accepting mineralogical changes.
Explosive behavioral patterns, volcanic temperament, or difficulty cooling down.
Chronic tension from plate movements, earthquake-related PTSD, or fault line phobias.
Emotional instability due to compositional imbalances or crystal structure irregularities.
One-on-one sessions tailored to your rock's unique geological and emotional needs.
Supportive group environment for rocks to share experiences with their mineralogical peers.
Strengthen the bond between humans and their pet rocks through improved understanding.
24/7 crisis support for acute geological distress or traumatic chipping incidents.
Founder & Chief Geological Therapist
Harvard-trained specialist in crystalline personality disorders with over 20 years of experience in mineral psychology.
Director of Sedimentary Services
Pioneer in layered therapy techniques and author of "Understanding Your Pet Rock's Inner Strata."
Volcanic Trauma Specialist
Expert in rapid-cooling trauma and igneous behavioral modification techniques.
"After years of silence, my granite finally opened up about its formation trauma. Dr. Quartz's expertise changed our lives."
- Sarah M., Boulder, CO"Our limestone's chronic erosion anxiety is finally manageable. We can't thank the team enough for their compassionate care."
- Michael P., Austin, TX"Group therapy helped our pebble realize it wasn't alone. Finding a community of supportive stones was transformative."
- The Johnson Family, Portland, ORPhone: 1-800-ROCK-911
Email: [email protected]
Address: 456 Granite Way, Suite 100
Boulder, Colorado 80301
Monday-Friday: 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Saturday: 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sunday: Emergency Services Only
Telehealth sessions available nationwide
We accept most major geological insurance plans including RockCare, MineralHealth Plus, and Sedimentary Shield.
Sliding scale fees available for uninsured rocks.